Monday, December 6, 2010

I am my own drunken therapist


"I gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist."
Hahha for some reason i find this very amusing because I know girls that have actually done this. My friend over summer was texting me and kept saying, "I've always been faithful to him, i do everything for him, he has slept with other girls and i have been SUCH a good girlfriend. It's just one night. Right? He'll never find out. And (insert name here) is really cute and we've had such a good night and I have been so loyal to (insert boyfriend's name here) so i am going to do what i want. Text in the morning. "Oh my god... me and (insert name here) fucked.... (insert boyfriend's name here) is going to kill me. At least (insert name here) is hot...."

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