Monday, December 13, 2010

Well this is interesting.

While me and Raquel were cleaning out her purse we discovered that there are instructions on how to put a condom on inside the box. So we decided to read it for laughs (don't worry... we weren't reading it for educational purposes... we aren't stupid in this department.) So we are chilling outside the nail place reading the condom box laughing our asses off because it is just like super funny to us for some reason. It's kinda one of those things like really? You should not be having sex if you have to read the inside of the box to learn how to put a condom on haha. Can you imagine you're like about to get it on and your guy is like- wait wait i don't know how to do this, lets read the directions. Oh my..... so here are the directions from the inside of the condom box. Just for laughs :p


Latex condoms are intended to prevent pregnancy , HIV/AIDS, and other sexually transmitted infections. Latex condoms reduce the risk of transmitting STIs by providing a barrier against the source of the infection. However, they do not completely eliminate the risks of pregnancy and STIs. For additional information on condoms, STI and pregnancy protection or if you believe you have an STI, contact a health care provider or public health agent.

DIRECTIONS: (there are diagrams too... but i obviously can't include those)

1) Use a new condom for every sex act. 
-Lesions, pre-ejaculate secretions, semen, vaginal secretions, and blood can all transmit infections.

2) Tear open the package carefully. Do not use fingernails, teeth, scissors, or anything that can damage the condom

3) Before an sexual contact, place condom on the head of the erect penis. Be sure the rolled-up ring is on the outside. And leave space at the tip to hold semen when you come. 

4) Squeeze tip gently so no air is trapped inside. Hold tip while you unroll the condom all the way to the base of the erect penis. If the condom doesn't unroll, it may be on backwards, damaged, or too old. Throw it away and start over with a new condom.

5) Immediately after ejaculation, hold the condom in place, withdraw the penis while it is still erect.
-Avoid spilling semen. 

6) Dispose of a used condom by wrapping it in a tissue and throwing it in the rash. Wash your hands and genitals and surrounding areas with soap and water.


- CAUTION: this product contains natural rubber which may cause allergic reactions. This product contains a lubricant. Some users are sensitive or allergic to lubricants. If you or your partner has had any reaction to latex rubber or lubricants, do not use this product. If either partner has any reaction to this product, stop use and see your doctor

- For additional lubrication, use a water based lubricant, DO NOT USE OIL-BASED LUBRICANTS, such as those made with petroleum jelly (e.g. vaseline) mineral oil, vegetable oil, or cold cream, as these may damage the condom. Avoid contact with talcum/baby powder because it may contain oil. 

-If the female partner is using vaginal products for medical treatment purposes, the condoms may be weakened and their effectiveness may be reduced

- Do not reuse condoms. Use a new condom for every sex act. 

-If the rubber material is sticky or brittle or obviously damaged, do not use the condom.

- If the color is uneven or changed, do not use the condom.

-Was hands as well as penis, vagina, and surrounding areas- before and after sex. This cuts the chance of infection. 

- Keep unused condoms in their packs in a cool, dry place (not in a wallet) 

- To avoid damage to furniture, do not place opened foil packet or used condom on any surface.

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