okay, you have no idea..... the insults in some of shakespeare's writing are pretty good. when you thinking about it. and some of them make no sense. so i am going to share a few hehe that way the next time someone insults you you can yell at them in shakespearean ;)
you frothy, earth-vexing, bugbear!
she is a saucy, rump-fed, plume-plucked, moldwarp
he is such a rank, spongy, errant, sheep-biting, measle!
she is just a roguish, surly, forward, cockered, crook-pated, gudgeon
you warped, vain, tottering nut hook.